This break has been the best one ever.  Stayed home most of the time...O wait, it is more like all the time.  I love staying at home, sleeping till sky turns dark.  In fact, I haven't really seen the sun since last Friday.  Muahaha, It is like, I am a vampire or something.  When I shovel snow, I normally do it at night too because I am allergic to light now.  AARRGGGG....Light.  ARGGGGGG SUN.  Hahah, most people wonder what the hell is there to do at night.  Well, plenty of shit.  I would normally turn on the tvs and watch every channel except for the Chinese channel.  It's not because I dno't like chink shows; it's more like that I only have basic cable.

  Ive always thought I wouldn't survive without the Chink channel.  At least that was what I thought when my cable got cut cable back in November.  Hahah I guess I was wrong.  During the HOlidays, I just keep on fliping the channels.  I watch everything, from Seinfield(my least fav comedy show), to some crappy shit on Y-TV..haha the Bulky's.  Late-night shows are fucking awesome man!!!  Drew Carey and all that shit.  But around the Christmas time, most channels would play the same thing like they do every year.  You would get a chance to see Scrooge, Chitty chitty Bang Bang, It's a wonderful life, sound of music....etc.  I think I watched sound of music like 3 times the past week.  It was a good movie, but I feel that Captain Von Trapp had too much pride for Austria.  Who wouldn't want to be part of Nazis by that time?  Wasn't he a German?  Although Austria and Germany were two separated countries, they were the same race.  I guess he was either TOO SMART, or it was a papaganda film that does nothing but bashes the Nazis.  So We get the pictures, Nazis are stupid, such as they were fooled by Nuns, they were stupid by letting Von Trapp family to sing in the festivel.  And how stupid these little Nazis were by not able to realize there were people hiding behind the stones, statues..or whatever that shit was inside of the abbey.  And they were too chicken to fire a shot at a wanted man.  O well, the story was pretty interesting except for the part when Nazis came in.  I obtained same kind of feelings when I watched saving private Ryan.  It was like; Germans dont have moms or something.  Same situations can be applied to both sides, just because that one side of people were fighting for an asshole, they were labelled as assholes.   

  Gotta admire how people gain power through the use of nationalism. 

AC has the best toes. i want to suck on them so much.

  It's time for an update.  Yeah nothing much of late.  I must admit I have done a great job on coping with stress since the beginning of the school year.  I get decent marks in all my classes, and I would like to carry this momentum to the end of the december or something.  Calculus with Furlong is like having my OAC teacher Mr. Emes again, but only easier.  Still, Calculus IS Calculus, without a good sense in math, no matter how hard it is, and how much time you spend on it, you won't do it well. 

  As for my education courses, they are great.  Teachers candidates here are treated like kindergarten kids. These Ed teachers would speak to us softly, and expect us to do the same thing back.  I always have intellectural craps to say in these classes, hahah maybe I am just too goddamn natural in it.  Inquirty to learning?? it's like another applied bullshitism course.  I love bullshiting.  Now that I've learned more shit about learning, it got me thinking, if all the teachers, i have had in the past, passed all these education courses through bullshiting.  Teachers gotta know how to bullshit man, especial when they are confronted by students with tough questions.  You have to give students thte answers even when you don't know the answers.

  As for my music courses, man I feel bad for doing con ed because it takes away my focus from music.  I missed year one, where I could just go home and practiced singing, keyboard, and other instruments without being accused for not doing "homework" by my parents.  FUCK I AM 20 YEAR-OLD GODDAMN IT I KNOW HOW TO MANAGE MY FUCKING TIME.  FUCK.  O well, maybe I shouldn't make music course at York sound so easy.  The first year musicianship course at York is actually harder than UofT's.  We have to sing all the fucking modes.  These flat 7th 6th and 3rd really screw you over.  Not to mention all the modulation, THE MOVABLE "DO".  FUCKING UT DON'T EVEN GET TO DO THAT. 

  Hahaha recently I got a fender bass amp, 45 watts, along with a fucking no brand bass (Slave??), for fucking 120 bucks.  The deal was awesome, considering the fact that it came along with patch chord and a fender gig bag.  hahaha.  I get callus everywhere on my fingers, except for maybe thumbs.  It is awesome when you have different instruments at your house. 

  KFD IS DOING SO WELL NOW.  JC IS SUCH AN AMAZING GUITARIST.  With the addition, more like a reinforcement, of BC, we are going to Jam every Saturday afternoon.  YAH. 

SMC RESSURECTION:

 Hey, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cock and cockless losers of all ages, Jui Lung Wu is proud to present, the upcoming SMC ppv, which will be held sometimes in August 2004:

This event is organized by our beloved commissioner JC.

 AKA

Opening match: 

NAN NAN Wang

VS

Jairam Kabahaerhsdfhalawagananaseasgaasgaarad   

for Saskatchewan Loserweight Championship

NNW, used to be a wrestler for SMC back in year 2001, was fired in Feb of 2001, because of illegal use of painkillers.  However, SMC is way too small and we can't put together enough matches so we rehired him.  He has a title match on his contract so commissioner JC gives him the loserweight title match since no one cares about it. 

  If NNW is the biggest wrestler in SMC history, maybe second next to the Huge show, JK is the smallest person in SMC.  I am sure JK has what it takes to be huge star.  Like FUNAKI from WWE for that matter.  Being Saskatchewan Loserweight Champion has always been his boyhood dream.  Will he be good enough to make it?  We'll have to wait and see.

Stipulation:  None. 

These two wrestlers will fight till death do them part.

Second match:

Ho Yin                           +                  Hao (Sexy Tony)

VS 

KK express         

K PAC                           +                        Kah Nan

The match itself may not look good on the paper.  But it will be one of the best matches in SMC history.  How?  I do not know.  As I know, KK Express always has beef against LI and HC.  It is very sad, indeed, to see a mainlander, KW, betrays his heritage, and his chink pride, just to join the KK Express, aka the Tamil tigeress gang, so he can kill HC the mainlander.  It's interesting to see two mainlanders fighting each other.  If you enjoy the movie Harold and Kumar go to the white castle, you will definitely enjoy Kah Nan and Kagindra beat up two chinks in a white country. 

Stipulation: A Low Blow I Quit Match. 

Third Match

Kichael Mam

VS

Sex Man 2000

For SMC Hindu Championship

A fresh match up between two former SMC heavyweight Champions, should be a really good match.  Both wrestlers are best known for their innovative wrestling maneuvers.  Wait a min! These two wrestlers were KILLED from the last SMC ppv.  What the hell is going on?  OMG I guess it will be the first match involving wrestlers that are already dead.  The match will be broadcasted straight in Hell.  Will Kichael Mam's Cross face make Sexman 2000 tap?  Or will Sexman 2000 hit Kichael Mam with that "carry on the back turning in to a spinning spine buster thing" to get the 1...2...3...?  We'll have to wait and see.

Stipulation:  Two Chinese guys try to be Hindu. 

Main Event:

The Elimination Chamber for SMC Heavyweight ChampionThere will be a 6  SMC wrestlers in an Elimination Climination Chamber, competing for the SMC Heavyweight championship.  These wrestlers are:

Spermdust                                                 Jackoff Vuong           

  VS            

             Benson

VS  

       Jerry Kat Shit         SHOE LUN             Commissioner Chan

VS VSVS

Now we have all the contestants. 

The question is :

Which of the wrestlers above will capture the SMC undisputed Championship?  Ever since the Death of Bollywood Jeff Hindu

, SMC title,has been vacated for about a year.  His death opens up the opportunities for these low class wrestlers, chances to redeem themselves.  This is likely to becoming the new era for SMC.  Who will be good enough to replace Bollywood Jeff Hindu as the newest icon for the company? 

 Will it be SPERMDUST?

 JACKOFF VUONG?

BENSON "CASTRATED" CHAN?

COMMISSIONER CHAN?

 JERRY KAT SHIT?

 OR SHOE "ACNED FACE" LUN?

The title is up for grab.  Whoever wins it, will be the icon of the company.

WHO LA WHO LA WHO LA

DAMN RIGHT WHAT A GREAT FUCKING HAIR CUT!!!!

GLASSES KIND OF RUIN IT THOUGH.  O WELL.